From Palpatine's Blog: A Festivus Carol (Finally...)

I woke up…but where was I? A quick look around the room, and I realized that I was still on the couch. The Holovid was still on, playing back some old episode of Full House. It was the Festivus episode and Uncle Jesse was giving the kids their presents.

“4CO! 4CO!” I yelled.

He waddled into the room, “Yes, Yes, what is it sir?”

“What day is it?”

“Why it’s Festivus day sir? Why do you ask?”

“Then I haven’t missed it?”

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