Special News Report !
We are sorry to break into your programming this evening, but we have some breaking news that is of vital interest to the whole galaxy.
There has been a confirmed report that we have had a breakout of the maximum security detention center on the Penal Colony on the planet Detentcerion !
As we understand it , at this point all but 3 of the would be escapees have been captured .
We are not sure of the exact identities of two of the three , but have been informed that the ring leader is none other than the Galaxy's meanest Life Form.