Wednesday, December 28, 2005

From Captain Typho's Blog: "Interlude: Life Day"

The challenge: Write a fictional remembrance for the Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Wookie Life Day or...) holidays.


Tuesday, December 27, 2005

From Obi-Wan's blog: Kenobinator to the Rescue

I was mindin his own business today when, thanks to my super-hearing ability, a cry of distress was heard. Someone was in trouble, an it was up to none other than the Kenobinator to solve the problem! I fled to the scene where the crime was takin' place.

Continued here

Monday, December 26, 2005

From Yoda's Blog: Extreme Makeover Home Edition - Dagobah

Hey, how's it goin'? Ty Pennington here and I'm with the entire crew of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. We've taken over Master Yoda's blog because we're about to give him the surprise of his life! We're gonna renovate his vacation home on Dagobah! Man, I'm excited!!

Read the rest here.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

From Palpatine's Blog: A Festivus Carol (Finally...)

I woke up…but where was I? A quick look around the room, and I realized that I was still on the couch. The Holovid was still on, playing back some old episode of Full House. It was the Festivus episode and Uncle Jesse was giving the kids their presents.

“4CO! 4CO!” I yelled.

He waddled into the room, “Yes, Yes, what is it sir?”

“What day is it?”

“Why it’s Festivus day sir? Why do you ask?”

“Then I haven’t missed it?”

Story Continues Here

Saturday, December 24, 2005

From Special Forces: Rage: The Package Revealed

We arrived on Naboo the next day and rushed the package to Senator Padme Amidala.

"M'lady, we have a package for you."
"O my gosh, is that the cake I ordered?"


From General Grievous's blog: Unemployment on Coruscant

Seeing as I no longer have a job (I am paid per gig by Noel), and many people do not want to hire an ex convict, I have applied for Coruscant's unemployment plan the boasts a lower level apartment and a plentiful income. The only downside is that it is only for Coruscant residents.

So I had this problem that was easier to solve than first expected.


Monday, December 19, 2005

From Captain Typho's Blog: Hyperspace: “We might be looking at some jail time”

Dormé has a plan.
Dormé has a plan.
Originally uploaded by Captain Typho.
Where: In the Naboo cruiser, en route to Ansion.

Feeling: Like I need a nap.

Listening to: Dormé.

I sometimes wish I was a Jedi.

But don’t tell anybody.

No, I don’t envy them. The “no attachments” thing wouldn’t work for me. What I’m getting at is that at times like this it would be incredibly convenient to be able to read minds (though, as I recall, Siri is inconsistent with that).

My last couple of conversations with Dormé have been awkward and, I fear, misleading. I tried to be honest with her about not having a clear plan for what is to happen on Ansion, yet her response was a simple “It’ll be okay,” after which her mind seemed to wander a bit.

So what did that mean, exactly? Was she thinking, “What a freaking idiot this guy is!” Or was she thinking, “I have total faith in him”?

Yeah, I know -- the former.


Sunday, December 18, 2005

From Yoda's Blog - Celebrity Jeopardy

Invited to go on Celebrity Jeopardy, I was. Say just let me that a challenge it was not.

Read more here you can.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

From Palpatine's Blog: A Festivus Carol (Part I)

It was a cold and blustery afternoon outside the Senate offices. Normally, it was a little chilly since this top half of the planet tilts away from the sun this time of year, but the environmental engineers kept it slightly warmer by venting warm air from the lower levels into the atmosphere. The Coruscanti environmental engineers must be napping.

I brought up the holocom link and rang up the Jedi Temple.

“Jedi Temple, how may I connect your call?” the nasal sounding operator answered.

“Master Yoda’s extension please.”
Continued Here...

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

From General Grievous's blog: Relieved of Duty

The meeting went badly, very badly. I arrived at Sidious's vacation home with a hamper of his favourite foods and drinks, which he promptly took from me and locked in a cupboard leaving me wondering why he was acting strangely.

We went into his office and sat down; strangely there were no servants insight.


Sunday, December 11, 2005

From Yarael Poof's Blog - Psychoanalysis: Part 1

"Okay," said Steve de Spider. "I wantcha to think about why you're here."
"Eh... because jah gang o' hired thugs knocked me out and-"
"No, not *here*, here, I mean here, like, as opposed to *there*, you know what I'm saying?"
"The *ether*! Why d'ya think you haven't passed on, why are ya a force ghost? You're dead, buddy, you've ceased to be, you're an ex-Quermian!"
"Well, dey don't got no bongos in de ether, mon, as far as I know. Not rum either."
"That can't be all. You must have some kind of reason to stay, not just a reason not to go."

Continue jah reading here, mon.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

From Palpatine's Blog: The board meeting

I had some late afternoon meetings at Sith, Inc today. While I normally like to operate my company from behind the scenes, occasionally I like to pop into board meetings unannounced to see what is happening.

I put my cowl up over my head as I enter the room.

“Good afternoon everyone.”

Jodra Sanon, COO of Sith, Inc as well as the rest of the board members stand.

“L,L,Lord Sidious…we weren’t expecting you,” Jodra stammers as he tries to stack his papers neatly. “W,What a pleasant surprise.”

Continues Here...

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

From Padme's Blog: Anakin's Return, Shmi's Funeral

Wow, like I totally have a lot to write about. In short, Anakin found his mom, but she died in his arms, then he took out the entire camp of Tusken Raiders. He was all like illin and crying – I've never seen him so mad. Ya know, every time I see him mad, I think like wow I totally have never seen him this mad, but then the next time it's like even worse. It's kinda scary. But he's also kinda hot when he’s mad.


Monday, December 05, 2005

From Special Forces: Rage: Guard Duty

This morning I was awoken from my sleep by a call from Noel; she had overlooked a minor detail for one of her restaurants that was to open today; the authentic guards were missing. She then proceeded to ask if Alpha Squad would be willing to be the guards, I wasn't looking forward to it but when she mentioned that they were royal guards from an ancient civilisation, I agreed.


Big Brother: Naboo

Survivor: Tatooine