Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Palps: What an interesting twist of fate…

Well, well, well.

If this isn’t an interesting place we all find ourselves in.

After my betrayal in the Survivor:Tatooine contest, I bet you all don’t remember what happened next, do you?
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Friday, February 24, 2006

Grievous: Back on Coruscant

I was delayed a lot on my trip back to Coruscant.

Customs stopped us in and out of every system. Random patrols boarded the ship whenever they could and ate so much of the food that we had to land to take on more supplies and go through another set of custom checks.

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And some more Star Wars posts by me:
Rage: Stranded and in need of help
Camera Guy: A Star Wars Reality TV blog (Behind the Scenes)

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Typho: Dante's Poem

From Big Brother: Naboo

After Jon left the stage I remained. Putting aside the upright bass, I told the judges, “I’ll go next.”

I cleared my throat and, squashing a momentary feeling of nervousness, I began.


Would I climb Deeja Peak
Or cross the Jundland Wastes
In my haste
To impress?

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Palpatine: Rough Week

I don’t know about you, but I have had one heck of a week.

First, I hear a report that one of my minions, Darth Cheney, shot some guy while he was out hunting womp rats on Tatooine. Apparently he was riding along in his speeder and decided to send a droid to flush out some womp rats from a bush.

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Padmé: Dark Side Rap

So we had to like write a poem for our fifth challenge in the Big Brother: Naboo house. What a lot of the contestants don’t realize is that poetry is totally all in the performance. Well, maybe Jon gets the idea, but not many others.

Time spent on poem: 15 minutes.
Time spent getting dressed: 5 hours.

When my turn came, I got on stage in front of the judges and audience and performed my rap poem.


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Its Butt Kickin Time !!

Well , as much as I hate do do it , looks like I'm gonna have ta make an example of ole NandeHi.

I gave her explicit directions . While I was gone to the Big Brother House all she had to accomplish was finding out a few things about the little Green Goblin.

How hard can it be ta find out his home planet ?
His Real middle Name ?
His last name fer that matter ?
How long he's been a Jedi ?
How he found a store that only sells ugly green robes?

I mean REALLY !! It's really not that much ta find out !


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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

From Big Brother : Naboo - Typho "Fine Feathered Friends"

I was adding the fabric softener to the washing machine when Padmé marched into the laundry room.

“Typho, I’m not happy with what you did with my area of the room,” she announced. “I wanted the walls to be Pear Green, the window sills to be Peach and the part of the wall over that wooden thing--”

“The molding?”

“Yeah, like, I want that part Cream Yellow.”

“But that’s not what you said before. You said you wanted the walls Peach and--”

“You must’ve heard me incorrectly,” Padmé said, flashing her eyes in warning.


Tuesday, February 07, 2006

From Master Yoda's Blog: Mighty Bowl Party at the Jedi Temple

A Mighty Bowl party at the Jedi Temple we had tonight. Know what the heck is going on in this game, I do not. Run for a couple of seconds, then stop, all they do is. Know what the point is I do not. Anyway, playing againt the Ithor Iron Workers, the Wroona Womphawks were.

Rooting for the Womphawks, Young Skywalker was. Rooting for the Iron Workers, Kenobi was. The only ones among us who actually understand this game, those two are. Grasp the rules of Go Fish, Kenobi can not. Yet a complete understanding of all the convoluted rules of this game he has.

Just as confused by this game as I was, Windu was. "So they just made a 'tap-down'?" he asked.

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Padmé: Lovely in Lemon

From Big Brother: Naboo

After last week’s challenge, I decided to, like, sit back and observe a bit before taking action. I settled down at the bar in Obs & JJ’s room and did some thinking about lemons. Sure, you can totally make some fun drinks with lemons, but I was looking for something more, like, creative, ya know? I thought about my strengths, my values, my goals.

Suddenly, it totally hit me. The perfect way to showcase my talent and use the lemons! I grabbed a sketch pad and some colored pencils from the art area and designed the very first Lovely in Lemon cocktail dress!


Oneida:Wait, Had a Thought, Nope, Lost It

I wrote earlier what I thought was a really funny post while loopy on cold medication. Then I re-read it while in a slightly more normal state of mind. Yikes, no wonder they take my weapons and deck away when I'm dispensed cold medication. Needless to say, that post got tossed. But if you really want to know how to get your pirate name, let me know, I can arrange it. For the piratey goodness of the test, go to Barriss' site.

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Friday, February 03, 2006

I'M Home

I really didn't expect ta be evicted Outa The Big Brother Naboo House this Quick. But here I am back at the house. That was the wierdest 2 weeks I have ever spent in my life. That whole Bunch has went offa there rockers.

I am beginin ta think that the game was rigged right from the get go. There was a little to much gangin up going on over there.

Yoda and Grievous gangin up on me .

Grievous going all General gadget .

And Yoda trying ta give me a Light Saber Hair Cut !

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

From Special Forces: Rage: Tagged by a fellow clone

Four Jobs You’ve Had In Your Life
Squad Leader
Delivery Clone

Four Places You’ve Lived


Grom General Grievous's blog: So where's my bike

So I went to get my wheel bike back from the repair shop and they told me they were busy and it would be another two days. The next day I went back to them:

"Hey, is my bike ready yet?"
"Let's see" Yells behind him, "Is Mr Grievous's bike ready yet Hanack?"
"No, tell him to come back tomorrow."
"I'm sorry it isn't ready, come back tomorrow."

I lost my temper, I grabbed him by his collar;


Big Brother: Naboo

Survivor: Tatooine