Wednesday, November 09, 2005

From Padmé's Blog: Escape

When I came to I was like blindfolded and handcuffed. The air was different. I wasn't outside and something felt familiar. I felt someone there with me.

"Where am I?" I asked.

A gruff voice answered. "On your lovely ship, Senator." It sounded like a woman.

"What do you want?"

"Just a little cooperation, your worshipfulness."

"Listen, I've had a lot to drink tonight and I might need to puke soon. Can you take off this blindfold and get me to a bathroom?"

"I'm not that stupid, you lush." She sounded distracted. "Just sit there and shut up."

Not a chance, you total skank.



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