From Captain Typho's Blog: " Use it to your advantage"

What the sweep revealed.

Where: A sleazy club, then my place.

Feeling: I’ll be glad when this is over.

Listening to: The sounds of silence in my apartment.


“Is there anything else, any more information you need from me? How much of an initial payment do you require?” I asked.

“Don’t worry about it,” she stated as she stood. “You’ll pay me once it’s done, Or, I’ll collect it from your flesh,” she added with an innocent look. “If you need to contact me, you’ll need to use a secure line and call my ship. There should be someone to answer there and she’ll say I don’t know a lot. I will start tonight at midnight.” She gave me her number on a piece of paper.

“I’ll keep that in mind,” I said as I took her number.

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Special News Report !

We are sorry to break into your programming this evening, but we have some breaking news that is of vital interest to the whole galaxy.

There has been a confirmed report that we have had a breakout of the maximum security detention center on the Penal Colony on the planet Detentcerion !

As we understand it , at this point all but 3 of the would be escapees have been captured .

We are not sure of the exact identities of two of the three , but have been informed that the ring leader is none other than the Galaxy's meanest Life Form.


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From Captain Typho's Blog - Breakfast with Jardena: Epilogue

Good morning, sir.

I was functioning on autopilot for most of the day. There was an "emergency" senate sub-committee meeting for the leaders of the Chommell sector that Senator Amidala had to attend, which meant I had to attend.

This was followed by a security briefing for me with the building manager of 500 Republica. Afterwards I took care of the paperwork involved in elevating the security clearances for Ellé and Moteé, whose promotions to chief handmaidens had been approved by Padmé. Later there was a briefing with other senatorial security chiefs concerning a military pride parade that the senators were expected to support and attend.

In between meetings I took another pass through the scary amount of messages I'd accumulated while I was off-planet. I came across one I'd missed. It was from Dormé, concerning her letter of resignation. Her abrupt departure had been troubling, to say the least and the message she had left me was cryptic. With some misgivings, I responded and asked her to clarify.

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Dear Parents !

I Jus Dont Believe what I am readin Here ! We attempt ta get our kids a better education and the Federation hits us with the following letter !

Read throught this and tell me If our Younglins should be expected ta live up ta these standards !

Dear Parents :

Reacting to Federation guidelines, the Planet Naboo, which has been highlighted as a role model for student testing by The Federation Administration Dept. of Education, ( FADE ) has redesigned and just released a new comprehensive test to be given to all students beginning in the spring of the 2894 school year.

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From Captain Typho's Blog - Good Morning Naboo, Part 1

I was interviewed on Good Morning Naboo.

I'm usually up and about really early when I'm on duty back on Coruscant. Around 0400 I conduct a physical training session with the security staff and the handmaidens. After the workout routine is done I usually have time to catch Good Morning Naboo (time delayed, of course) over breakfast before work really starts. Coruscant has more than its share of morning fare, but I like to catch up on what's going on at home and see some familiar places and faces.

I never thought I'd be the subject of a Good Morning Naboo interview, but then again I never imagined I'd share a house for a couple months with a Hutt, a Separatist general and an ex-girlfriend either.

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What Women Really Want ( By Rhanda Hutt )

Most of you boys out there dont have a clue what women really want. So this class is presented in hopes that you will catch a clue and figure out what we mean when we say somthing to you !

For some of you " OBI " I am gonna go slow so as not to lose ya.

You will want to take notes cause I DONT LIKE REPEATING MYSELF !!!

Got It ?

Ok welcome to the first class of :

Translating Womanspeak


( a ) I will begin with the basics . When we say we need , .......It REALLY MEANS....... I want

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Palpatine: Publishing

As many of you know, I am considered to be the repository of knowledge regarding the Dark Side of the Force. Even Master Yoda concedes that I am more powerful than even he can imagine.

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