From Captain Typho's Blog - Good Morning Naboo, Part 1

I was interviewed on Good Morning Naboo.

I'm usually up and about really early when I'm on duty back on Coruscant. Around 0400 I conduct a physical training session with the security staff and the handmaidens. After the workout routine is done I usually have time to catch Good Morning Naboo (time delayed, of course) over breakfast before work really starts. Coruscant has more than its share of morning fare, but I like to catch up on what's going on at home and see some familiar places and faces.

I never thought I'd be the subject of a Good Morning Naboo interview, but then again I never imagined I'd share a house for a couple months with a Hutt, a Separatist general and an ex-girlfriend either.

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What Women Really Want ( By Rhanda Hutt )

Most of you boys out there dont have a clue what women really want. So this class is presented in hopes that you will catch a clue and figure out what we mean when we say somthing to you !

For some of you " OBI " I am gonna go slow so as not to lose ya.

You will want to take notes cause I DONT LIKE REPEATING MYSELF !!!

Got It ?

Ok welcome to the first class of :

Translating Womanspeak


( a ) I will begin with the basics . When we say we need , .......It REALLY MEANS....... I want

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Palpatine: Publishing

As many of you know, I am considered to be the repository of knowledge regarding the Dark Side of the Force. Even Master Yoda concedes that I am more powerful than even he can imagine.

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LtCmdr. Oneida: Adjusting to City Life

Bleh, I’m starting to miss the peace and quiet of a star cruiser. This planet/city makes so much noise all the time. My apartment walls and windows dampen most of the sound, but still, every once in a while, the sound of a car accident/explosion makes its muffled way into my apartment. And the planet smells, well, dirty in a chemical sort of way. Some of my clones have been getting a rash at the joint areas of their armor like on their shoulder and their legs. We’re trying to find a way to reduce that, though bacta does seem to do a pretty good job clearing it up when it appears.

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Pamdé: My Work as a Senator

I’m totally, like, struggling with my work as a Senator. I feel like it’s hard to tell exactly who the bad guys are. Chancellor Palpatine is making decisions that feel wrong to me. I can see our liberties slowly slipping away, but it’s like hardly anyone else is noticing. I fear that even if we win this war, the Republic will, like, never be the same again.

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Younglings & the Bored Game

What are you Younglings doing hanging around the kitchen ? Dont you have something that you could be doing?

We Are Bored NandeHi !

Its Saturday Morning, No Classes, No Training And You are Bored !
But you could be out learning new Jedi Mind Tricks, getting better at using the Force.

Just sitting around starin at yerself in the mirror is not gonna get any more exciting !

We Just dont know what to do !

Well if ya keep sittin around here , I have dishes and Ironing that I could use some help with !

UHHH !! We will find somthin ta do !!

Hey guys , didnt Yoda bring home a new Bored Game the other day.

Yeah , lets try it out.

Where would Yoda have stashed it Obi ?

He always hides those things in his closet, thinks we are to dumb to look there.

I'll go get it.

I dont know about this , Yodas games are always weird, and Harvey usally ends up getting hurt.

GOT IT!

Where did ya find it Obi, in the closet ?

Yep , Right under his bed where I figured it would be.

Ok lets Open this puppy up and see what we got here .

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From Captain Typho's Blog: Dirty Laundry, Part 14

The women of Ansion

Where: Big Brother house, Naboo. Laundry room.

Feeling: My work here is done.

Listening to: My ex-fiancée, Jardena.


"I got the mask off of her and she was instantly awake," I say, snapping my fingers, "but her eyes looked glassy. She looked at me like, who are you? Then she saw Vos and she mumbled, 'Quinlan came back.' She sounded incredibly relieved."

I roll my eye.

Jardena winces a bit when I mention Siri's first words. "Well, they probably grew up together, so she was more familiar with him. When people wake up from chemical induced sleep, they tend to be very disoriented." She is still looking at me. "Did you find out anything from the suspects?"

"Not me. It was 'Jedi business' once they got involved," I say.

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From Palpatine: Construction Nightmare

TOP SECRET
EYES ONLY
From: Construction Supervisor, Patrick O’ Reilly
To: Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (a.k.a. Darth Sidious)
Re: Project ‘Oreo Moon’

My Lord,

I regret to inform you that the project has been delayed again and the installation of the access door on Level 22A, Sector Z32, Sub-Sector 9-FT, Lobby Q was put into the wrong wall.

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